Ummmm the art teacher neighbor asked me to pose nude for her art class for cash.
you know how you have to have just the right ratio of chips to sandwich? same goes for pubes.
My mom just walked in on me and my girlfriend about to have sex. All she said was "You're lookin like a fool with your pants on the ground.."
today he pulled me aside to show me a lawn mower that he drew above his pubes. I saw his pubes in all their glory. Right there. In spanish class. Hola.
Remind me tomorrow that I was taking shots of burnetts in the subway line while placing my order
In other more interesting news I'm going to arrange a surprise orgy. You in?
Think of it this way, instead of a puppy, we're getting a baby.
Just pulled a muscle trying to take a naked pic. I think it's time to start working out again.
His hands kept asking for sex, but all I could think was "dude, this is going to ruin my high".
LISTEN TO ME! GAY. FIREFIGHTER. They are the most rare and precious kind of gay. The kind little gays dream of. It needs to happen.
I decided staying home, watching porn and masterbating was a much better choice than the gym. And I was right.
After we had sex he made me watch a Top Gun highlight video...
Think i may just have managed the saddest high-five in history. Finished a sudoku and high-fived myself, then looked around for somebody to high five. there was noone. forever alone.
scotch tastings during the week is a baaad idea. i woke up w no pants but wearing my winter coat
What are u up to today?
Marathon sex and eating.
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