so how much must it suck for him to know that the penis of his best man has been in his wife's mouth before?
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
I started the year with 2,800 dollars and am now down to 83 dollars-one of which i use to snort my focalin. I have given up on food and am perplexed as to how I can make 82 dollars last more than two weekends for booze
I trust that you have thought of something completely illegal for us to do this weekend.
She was surprised when she saw all our living room furniture was made from old kegs. It's like she's never met us before...
It's never too late to be topless.
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
some girl just asked me if I was that guy that hooked up with nine girls in one night. officially a local celebrity. gonna try and autograph her boobs.
Sorry about that whole "setting your deck on fire" thing.
I think I broke my hip playing drunk ping pong
he was having a black light party and drinking manischewitz wine out of a three foot tall trophy he stole from mcdonald's...that's when I decided it was time to leave
I taught her to play Monopoly. She sold me her bra to keep from going bankrupt.
it doesn't matter what you do now, you will forever be known as the girl who fell off the roof
nooooo! we need to brain storm. I need rebranding....what if I start always showing up with my cat or a wacky hat?
try again roofio
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
He told me that he had never gotten a blow job. I sat there for a second, then thought "I MUST FIX THIS!" It was fucking fantastic.
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