I want you to know that after i type the word "your" vagina is next on my predictive tex
today was the first day of rush. talking to girls all day makes me sick of having a uterus.
They peed on our pledges last night... i dont know if i should put an lol at the end of that or not
i just missed the spain goal because i was puking in the bathroom. damn you open bar.
Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?
Wow that was a lesbian tornado.
I wish I could just hang out in ERs.
Yeah. I don't think I have anything left in me tho. I think I was throwing up tangible memories at one point.
A lot of things don't look good... It doesn't look good for a lifeguard to be smoking a cig and drinking from a conspicuous cup... But hey I'm doin it
Her shirt said pass joints, not judgement. You're surprised she stole your wallet after?
That's not as bad as watching a dumb ass drunk peeing into your window fan -
I took a cab from the club to the grocery store. I needed peanut butter.
CSI Miami is on and the guy is trying to save this woman who got shot. By stripping off his shirt & belt. THE WOMAN NEEDS YOUR PANTS OFF TOO
you were angry and didn't have anything else to throw so you threw a breakfast burrito...?
So I'm at early voting and the group of ladies behind me is talking about voting no on 2 and my gummy is kicking in, thank lawd
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