I GPSed you we're an hour and 14min away from each other
and it's going to stay that way
this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
she farted while i was going down on her. not doing that again
new low.... made out with someone while peeing
I went to his work to give him some blankets and ended up blowing him in the bathroom. See what happens when you don't come over?
Like... Chilling at home with a movie, hang out? Or have sexual intercourse in the backseat if his car, hang out?
well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
Did you push me into the oil wrestling or did I elect to do it?
You said you wanted to do it, but I gave you a friendly nudge.
MEET ME OUTSIDE YOUR HOUSE IN THREE MINUTES. BE DRUNK. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
You can't start the super bowl without starting a kitchen fire making cole slaw. Its unamerican.
I don't even want to know
Her vagina was like a painting you can put your face in.
Wait, tell the rest at happy hour. I wanna be able to interrupt you with my loud cackles and stupid questions.
you never know what sharing a kayak could lead to
It's true
I had a meltdown and you quoted Puddle of Mudd to me
You told everyone to shut up then told the officer that you are 21 when you drink.
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