Riding a fattie is like riding a scooter, its ok just not in public.
I wish I loved anything like you love Tequila.
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
I just fell for a fake 50 dollar bill in a urinal. Fuck pittsburgh
i was focused on more important things... like standing, and not spilling my beer
the towel caught on fire outside the hottub but we were all too stoned to care
Don't mean to be rude. But did you, by any chance, cut down a tree from my neighbors backyard last night? And did you also drag it to my yard and burn it?
I was asking the bouncer, "if I fall will you catch me?" which then turned into "if I jump off the roof will you catch me?" He said no.
we're driving around with this really dirty (unclean and inappropriate) 60 year old ex-san quintin con named old skool d that my brother knows and hes bringing us to get weed. what is montana?
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
I used my tears to chase my tequila. You could say I rallied.
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
I came so hard my entire leg seized. Her blowjob gave me a Charlie horse.
I woke up and there was a huge blow up palm tree in my bed...
LOOK AT HOW SMOOTH THIS BITCH IS
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