i find it a beautiful talent that i know how much pubic hair the girl in the next stall has just from the sound of her urine
You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
you made me watch la bamba, and then you yelled at me for disrespecting your mexican heritage.
I just speedwalked down the broken metro escalator while high. Basically all my worst fears combined
I tried to cut him off and he said "I was the president of a fraternity for 3 years, I could outdrink God."
Never again will we have slut saturday. Never.
Do you relize what downtown will be like this week? Like open season. But instead of deer its hot baseball players from all over the country that we'll never have to see again. I swear the college world series is a gift from god.
OK am i seriously the only one who thinks Cocaine Tuesdays is a bad idea?
I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
I just bought 7 working mopeds off a guy for $300. We are 60% of the way to our gay biker gang dream.
Mainly I just wanna pet bunnies. And purple chicks. Well any color chicks if I close my eyes. But purple if I open them.
That which doesn't kill you gives you an excuse to get shitfaced later
I miss forts and drugs that made me believe in unicorns...
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
Your mom asked you why you had bite marks all over your arms and you answered her by yelling "I HAD A SIESTA!"
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