On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
Side note: I think I fell asleep holding a cereal box
Turns out that my surprise "happy birthday" drop-in for my dad turned into a "my parents like afternoon sex a lot" realization.
You almost make it sound as if getting an education to further your career is more important than beer and tacos.
I believe you called it tequila and nipples. The proceeded to strike a pose.
Happiness is watching your asshole boss' police DUI video.
Just had that moment when you realize the two drunk women shoving all their money down your clothes were your middle school teachers...
I like you as a friend, but I'm in love with your dick.
I just fist bumped God in my head for last night. What a bro.
Last night I got drunk on margaritas at an Irish pub and came home with only one shoe. I have to get my shit together.
You really know how to show Monday who's boss.
i woke up inside a girl that i promised i would take on a date to Chili's
She started snoring post sex, so I drunkenly walked 8 miles at 4am to go fishing. Please come pick me up
we can no longer cook chicken in the house. his name is herbert, we are keeping him and can not eat his people in front of him.
i woke up wearing a life jacket, holding on to a footlong hotdog, and had on a mr. hustle 1995 shirt on
good night
I am high. And my mom surpised me today. Now i am high and with my mom....bad idea
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