Who goes to Church hungover
Those who weren't lucky enough to go still drunk
I had a dream last night that I was the one that killed Biggie
I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
I just realized that the music from spongebob is also used in real sex HBO.
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
just because she threw up on my junk doesnt mean i dont like asians anymore
craigslist free llama. are you in or are you in?
I will miss his soup and his dick the most
I just looked at a girl and was like what disease does she have? And then my mind caught up ohhh shes pregnant.
The worst decision I made last night was allowing myself to be duct taped to the ceiling
I realized after pounding back 151 and head banging into each other to "the drop" of that dub step song, that we weren't meant to have boyfriends at this point in time.
My alarm clock on my phone was changed to Fat Bottom Girls over the weekend, and I just now noticed. I'm actually okay w that after Mardi Gras. Well done, random. Well done.
Dude we gotta go back to your cabin. left glenn. he's calling me crying and still drunk
Hold on I'll be right there, I can't find my arm.
Woke up to find my underwear in my purse to only remember I took them off at the airport
Randomize
