why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
You don't understand, alcohol has become a thing of survival for me and without it I can't function as a normal human being
We did lines off of a Whitney Houston CD case. That makes everything okay.
you cant just puke in an arbys and not order food. thatd be rude.
Just helped a homeless man panhandle outside of Wawa, made him $6.31. Where are you?
I won't be able to get a boner for a month
Challenge accepted.
What am I supposed to say? "Hi new uncle in law once I tried cocaine in Mexico and every once in a while i motorboat strangers. so happy to be a part of your family"
Seriously bro? Indoor roman candle wars? I guess I'll never see that fucking security deposit again
He has a British accent. He could read me the phone book and I would come so hard he would need a wizened old man in a rowboat to save him.
They way I see it is I've wasted 7 years of having these glorious tits. I only have about 3 good years left before idk kids or just gravity takes over and they don't look this nice so it's basically open season.
Is it against health code to come into work half drunk and commando?
That’s talent right there. Maverick and Goose type shit.
Just don’t be like me and break up between Christmas and NYE and then get blackout on NYE and puke in your undies.
Randomize
