and trust me i need no booty pop lessons
come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
I just saw a stripper wear a tube top around her floppy gut. God bless Michigan.
walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
any chance you can send me your legal ethics outline, in exchange for say, me buying you a lapdance the next time we go to the strip club?
If there was a god I would have a big mac right now, but i don't
Found out I slept with someone who likes Pitbull. I really should get to know someone better before I sleep with them.
id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
Just got a handjob from a 19 year old in front of the Parthenon. The Greek god of debauchery would be proud.
The next time you fuck up, your grandma sees your dick pics
What is it with the dog running away when we have epic hangovers
I just had to break into my old house and steal my sex tape. Good times. How have you been?
Oh my god I'm in a public bathroom with a space heater. I never want to leave
I started my period on international women's day. It's like the world is congratulating me and punishing me for being a woman at the same time
The guy I slept with in AZ just called and is moving here next week.
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