p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
I'm drinking whiskey outta the bottle trying to earn the trust of some ducks in the yard
I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
Come over, I want to eat cookie dough off your dick.
Someone spilled vodka all over the elevator floor. Bring straws.
I would lick a homeless mans crack teeth for a cup of coffee right now.
He always takes me to get taco bell after we hook up in his car. It's sort of become a booty call tradition.
I rolled over and my thoughts became words and I said "oh fuck not you again" he didn't think that was too kind and asked me to leave
A big toe in my vag is not foreplay.
drunk brunch me or lose me forever
I have experienced an excessively hairy ballsack in my mouth...and it was horrifying. I keep feeling it in my mouth now. It's like hairy ball PTSD.
LEAVE ME AND MY NIPPLES ALONE
i gotta stop hooking up with people just to get to their dogs
I called you daddy and let you stick things in my butt, I am a damn 11.
What has my life become? I'be officially recruited my fuck buddy for help getting my ex back.
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