Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
I had sex with him, and then he gave me a $5 Starbucks gift card. Totally worth it
Just whacked off in the middle of writing a paper, gave me great ideas. Note, should do this more often.
Just mixed my liver cleanse with Bacardi. Best. Thing. Ever.
And why did 3 people fail to stop me from literally getting a piggy back ride from the bar to his apartment?!
I don't know if I have the sustained energy level for partying hard
Not a choice. You are mistaking my comments as options. My statements are facts. This is what is happening.
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
smoked some of that legal weed last night, felt like God himself legit bent me over his knee and spanked my ass. Never again..never.
You might be at the point of severe desperation when you gotta hold the two pieces of your broken vibrator together just to get off.
So I just noticed that my last drunk google search before going to bed last night was "ghosts based on gays." I have no idea what that's supposed to mean
Sex followed by chicken and waffles... Hands down my favorite morning plans. Count me in.
Personally, I'm gonna be Sexy Dobby the House Elf.
just put a ruler in a cup trying to measure how much ivve had to drink..... God help me
i'm eating chex mix in the shower while texting. i feel accomplished.
Turns out dignity is priceless and Plan B costs $41.09
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