3:40 am: you never wrote back on my facebook wall
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
I'm thinking of writing "I have herpes" on my stomach in sharpie that way I'm not tempted to show my tits tonight
I went commando last night, then accidentally flashed a police van...They acknowledged it.
I wish you could take over my body and feel what my nipple feels like right now
i would like you to please flash back to us blacked out in the bathroom when you told me i needed to take one for the team and have a threesome with you and jon to help your relationship. you then told me you had no issue putting ghb in my drink to make it happen.
Never thought I'd say this but the maple syrup flavored vodka probably wasn't our best idea
"I'm gonna wax that ass" was the successful pick up line used on me last night. Clearly I had a few too many cause it worked..
I wish my bank account would intervene on my life choices.. $200+ in alcohol in 2 weeks and a $40 McDonald's bill is a cry for help.
So Bodhi just sent me a pic of someone's balls with a message that says "I hope you all have a ballin' night." I don't even know what level of friendship to call this anymore.
Oh my god.
The ballsiest level.
This is the third time my roommate and I have drunkenly hooked up. I'm starting to think she's not as straight as she says she is.
Getting high in the car with mom and the aunts during intermission for drag queen bingo. Details later.
Um, It's tempting but I'm not into coke or farmers.
Had a moment of weakness, slept with my ex last night
So that's why our room smells like tequila and shame.
She drank my rum. I had sex in her bed and didn't wash the sheets. We're even.
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