I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
guess who just trotted in eating her oats and wagging her penis
watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
Great News, you CAN smoke bowls with a magnifying glass
I think showering with 5 people and a half gallon of vodka was one of the best decisions we have ever made.
Can we go to Home Depot next week? Drunk Kim broke my toilet with a hammer.
it's not like this is the first time she's brought a guy home and I'm the one who hooks up with him
I was laying there trying to sleep and then he sat up, took out his dick, and put it on my shoulder. It wasn't even hard- it was just casually perched.
Did you get an erection too during Paul Ryan's speech?
I ran into my parents house and stole a bottle of vodka last night...Apparently left them a note that read "DRUNK. TOOK VODKA. BRING MORE."
Sweet. Well pat yourself on the back this penis just burst back into the the game and the vaginas of millions
Then I'll go home and you two can do whatever two same sex heterosexual soul mates do
I really wanted to pound but her roomate was making mac n cheese n shit so I was trying to time her moans to the drone of the microwave
Oh, in response to your "does dating get better" question...I feel like penises are getting smaller nowadays. Its been several years since I saw a good 8+ incher.
There's even glitter on my cock...
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