im shaking like a drug addict and i almost just shat my pants when i sneezed...no more patron for me
i feel like pocahontas...the disney character not from real chance of love
you did pass out in the elevator last night, so it could be motion sickness
I'm like a wolly mammoth down there. what do I tell him?
Do you not remember you showing everyone in the bathroom your period stained underwear? I'd say you were pretty happy it came
It's not my theme song, it's my blowjob song. There's a difference.
Her name means "flower that enlarges and gives birth." There is no way she isn't getting knocked up
well you're talking about the girl who after 4 years, several relationships and several fuck buddies, has yet to have sex in an actual bed
No no don't get confused. We do chemistry homework on Thursdays. We screw on Fridays. Other than that, Words With Friends is our only communication five days a week. We are NOT dating.
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
I literally cut myself out of my pants. What is my life.
Just called the boss a "cunt baguette". To her face. This is why I can't drink with people from work. Know of anywhere that's hiring?
I’m sorry, some of us common-folk don’t have access to steady dick
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
Saddle up bitches, we're going to an orgy.
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