What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
If it wasnt for my iphone and loopt, I would still be wandering the streets in a drunken stooper. Thanks Steve Jobs.
I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
We're so high we're finding things in the room to build a submarine with. So far we have two cardboard boxes, a piece of wood, puffy paint, and an empty bottle to use as a periscope.
beware of the wheat thins...there might be a knife in it
I feel like my lungs want to punch me in the vagina.
is that even a sentence?
Ever have those mornings where you just can't wait to puke in the shower?
Can you pick me up a bottle of make-an-ass-of-myself tonight?
Do you want cuervo gold or silver?
I had to drink a couple beers this morning so I could attend the keg race. Hangover had to dissipate or it wasn't happening.
she said i was like a little lamb and she felt bad for luring me into her den of sin. then she blew me.
Being a virgin isn't supposed to be this easy for you.
I WANT MY VAGINA TO POUND AT NICE THINGS.
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
Told him my main goal was to seduce the man and convince him to leave his wife for me. He didn't argue just asked me to let him know if I succeeded so he didn't waste anymore time not sleeping with the secretary at his office. I have an incredible boyfriend.
You fist bumped my dick last night saying good game. That you'll be back for the 2nd game...
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
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