You discussed the Arab/Israeli conflict with the guy behind the counter at the Kebab shop telling him you supported his people. He was clearly Asian.
Just saw an ad for "Liver-aid" how has this not become a life changing drug for millions?
it's amazing how much more room there is in my purse when I'm not carrying alcohol in it
at least franzia made me throw up pretty colors.
I never once brought up his unibrow when he was insulting me. That's class.
remember the used condom we threw behind my bed? my mom found it and is accusing me and making a big deal out of it,
Haha! You pissed me off, so I actually told her to go look behind your bed. Good thing I moved to Nevada, so your dad can't kick my ass. Good luck bitch.
He has a tattoo of a carebear. This is not happening.
you were yelling that somebody needed to take your bra off with such enthusiasm my first thought was that you were on fire.
Teenager with grandparents staying in their room: is to blue balls, as parent waiting for teen to come home safe: is to sleep. You will live- love mom
you walked in, put on rap music and started chugging vodka
In all honesty the person most likely to secretly slip me drugs would be ... Me
I didn't want to hook up with him so I just jumped out of bed, yelled "I don't even believe in god!" and ran out of the room
You know shit got weird when you watched another guy shove drugs up your wife's ass and it wasn't awkward for any of us....
PSA- Wearing assless chaps results in embarrassingly painful sunburn
With my son watching me, I pulled down my pants and shit in her trash can.
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