I dumped him because he's never seen star wars. I'm certain I did the right thing.
There is no way he is gay with that hair.
I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?
Is it weird that I miss finding cum in my bed?
Neighbors just bought a new bong. Got high with them and we decided to name it "Gary colemans sweet sugarlumps" these guys are hilarious
Whatever you do to me, stop, I found yet another blonde hair in my asshole.
i woke up wearing her shoes. this night isn't going on my highlight reel
the parents are super pissed...made eye contact with the mom while going down on another girl
I'm 50% okay with that amount of body contact... plus/minus 7% based on where blood may flow.
6 pack came off in the shower. Sharpie is not forever.
You cannot meet up with him at the tailgate, his parents are there. What are you going to say "Hi I'm the one who fucks your son, can I get a cheeseburger?"
remember when I lost my virginity and said I could see myself becoming a sex addict?? Well I'm pretty sure that time has come
I just feel like if we dated, he'd just be crying the entire relationship
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
I bonged champagne. And did keg stands. What in the actual fuck am I doing with my life?
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