Circus confirmed... Jello shots before 9 pm are not cocktails for sucess
so whats your words to drink to for the state of the union? mine are 'change' 'fight' and 'you know'.
mine is 'the'.
bark. im thoroughly looking forward to kegs and eggs. next weekend should be pancakes and pinnical, then cereal and seagrams and then whiskey and waffles.
My life now consists of 2 time frames. BV before vibrator and AD after death of my sex life.
He might have if you were a little more subtle about your feelings instead of telling everyone multiple times how much you wanted his dick
I just got a huge discount at GameStop for having tits. I win.
I've decided to give up hard drugs for the rest of the year.
I had to bail out of the tour de Franzia because I have class Saturday morning. Grad school is ruining my life
we should start a freak-out-the-cashier-contest. I just bought JerseyShore Season2, red high heels, and nipple soothing pads
But forealz I'm gonna need a solid 52 orgasms so hydrate.
Gay?
German.
Pity.
I vote we just hike, drink, and destroy dick
YOU RAISED A SWORD OVER YOUR HEAD AND SCREAMED AT HIM WHAT THE FUCK ELSE DID YOU THINK WOULD HAPPEN?!
i could have got laid, but instead, i threw up in her hair. you can cross that off the bucket list.
we found her on the beach half naked talking to a palm tree
Which half?
Randomize
