margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
And now I'm afraid that I'm a pornographic eater.
vicodin is the reason why I believe in magic
dude are you gonna smoke tonight? my day was shit and I wanna get high
worker bees can leave....even drones can fly away....the queen is their slave
nevermind....I'm on the way
I sent out a mass text that said "margaritas for Jesus?" and nobody responded, worst Easter ever.
he's legally blind and likes the sound of my voice, good enough for me.
I just saved him in my contacts as "Has 2 kids.. don't drunk text"
Tomorrow morning i will black in to find a christmas tree in my room that i dont remember how i got. I love college
So far, my day has been sparkling with the tears of a thousand rainbow unicorns. I'd say this is quality shit you've grown.
If I die tonight and was cremated, you could probably get high off the smoke.
You cant come. You're a Colorado native who drinks Bud over Coors. Fucking homegrown terrorist.
What's the right thing to say when he sends me a picture of his penis ?
I didn't know what to do so I panicked and puked in my pillowcase with my pillow still inside.
Do you know how hard it is to put a bandaid on a vagina?
Just had a threesome with my best friend and LSAT teacher...just checked three things off my bucket list in one night
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