Dude, she had a vegina. I felt like Indiana Jones cutting a path through the jungle.
U know u have sex too much when u have lube in ur rolliball on ur blackberry
I'm drunk at the doctor. It's not that fun. Overrated in fact.
... was I dreaming when we did coke off of the xbox, or did that really happen?
he was grinding on you and dedicated the song "I'm in Love With a Stripper" to you then started taking his own clothes off
great idea involving lots of fake blood and face paint, call me tomorrow.
Also, I am ligit concerned that I might compulsively start collecting vibrators like Pokemon.
I just saw that cheerleader from u of arkansas that I hooked up with over spring break on espn. My parents would be so proud.
You were jumping on the trampoline and screaming that you couldn't feel the fire.
My week is over as of 8pm tonight, and I'm herpes free...Let's rage
I couldn't do it. You can't break up after that many orgasms. It's physically impossible.
I was wondering why are people staring at me til I realized I was bra-less with a lei around my neck
Yeah man, you were grinding with his wife, I wouldn't be worried about it
Nobody likes ball hair. Not even gay dudes
Moms passed out wet and naked in a rocking chair again....
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