hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
She has her iPod in her ears slippers and sweats on and is walking around the house up and down the stairs getting "exercise" she just stopped for a water break
theres always time to masturbate. my grandpa taught me that.
all i could think was her face looked like a farm accident
last night we were having sex and i didn't care if i got off. i was just holding up my hand behind his head so i could look at my new ring. i think he knew.
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
Just because Aaron is a gender neutral name does not mean I am letting you name your baby after a drug dealer
wine pong. its mother daughter day and i think she's mad. I smell like jager
You screamed "There's a potato in my anus" and proceeded to attempt to grind with the bouncer. Also, I'm pretty sure our Chem teacher was in the same bar as us.
I think that's the first time Navy dress blues and a Ninja Turtles onesie have been involved in the same makeout.
he fucked me wearing a cowboy hat and made grits after
We call him Texas for a reason.
He ordered a meatball sub with a side of meatballs.
last night you told me I had a dark, salty butthole
Wanna have a sleepover and take me to court in the morning?
i sent him a nude and he responded 6 hours later
what did he say?
"oh m god,,, whow '!!!!nm"
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