do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
I thought this kinda shit only happens to ugly people
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
If fate has that penis in my future.....I'm down.
Playing basket ball at the park with random people that showed up at 1am. the division of teams is based on what drugs people are on
would you say our friendship is at the "help each other shave animal patterns in each other's pubes" phase?
He's sitting in his room on Facebook with nothing but a pillow covering his crotch. I can't help you at the moment.
blew off easter dinner with the fam to go play shot roulette. woke up in nothing but my boxers in the back of a random pickup truck.
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
Side note: the physics of a guy my size and age getting laid in the backseat of a Toyota Camry are absolutely staggering
every time someone would wish me happy birthday I would be like "thanks happy birthday to you too"
Would you think less of me if I said I was eating a toaster strudel in the bath.
why did you put a dildo on the ceiling fan
the dildo had a suction cup and we had a ceiling fan what did you expect?
I HAD TO TAKE A SHOT OF JAGER AND SOME REDBULL JUST TO SEE IF IT’LL MAKE MY MOUTH FEEL BETTER
You ran full speed into the glass door with your Patron and yelled "FEEL THE RHYTHM, FEEL THE RHYME"
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