Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
just saw a former disney star do a keg stand. her life choices have improved.
and she just brought her bike into the shower with her
Too much alcohol and too many lesbians. I can officially say I have regrets now. At least that's something.
i don't even know why we got arrested this time. i think the cops just like our company at this point
My phone just autocorrected 'vagina' to 'vaginihilation'...when exactly did I need to convey total annihilation by lady parts??
Seriously your house is like the underground railroad for unwanted gay kids
Can I tell you that I just incorporated the spice girls in my sexting and you not judge me
Anybody can graduate from college sober. You try it while being stoned every day for the last three years. 2.75 baby.
That cat I follow on Facebook beat cancer so we're drinking tonight in celebration
He's actually really cute and seems like a good guy. And given that he likes lots of drugs, he could come in handy.
all I remember is grinding on everyone in the room regardless of gender and quoting the lion king non-stop. We need to stop buying Jameson.
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
you were just in my dream and you looked at me and said "Christmas is cold." I think you're wasted even in my dreams.
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