tip of the day : never have sex with a full bladder. it WILL lead to complications and a very unhappy partner.
Single handedly the worst sex I've ever had just went down. Its like we both laid there after word-less thinking about the other " could they be any worse in bed" ?
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
I'm gonna make a mold of your dick so I can make popsicles
Is that a tongue signal to get over there? That's how my two heads are taking it.
We hotboxed his closet and accidentally lit some of his shirts on fire... do we have a fire extinguisher?
Did you just send me an ass picture with a quote from the lion king?
What are you gonna do about it?
Some guy in the bathroom just took his shirt off and proceeded to tell me the story behind all of his stab wounds. That's what I get for making small talk
No more chicken and waffles served by drag queens at 2 AM. :(
I got so high that I ate a protein bar while in the shower. I then proceeded to leave half the protein bar and the wrapper on the ledge in my shower. Haha oh well.
It was crazy man, at one point after already going 3 rounds I tried to breakaway for a smoke...she yanked me by the nipple hair back on top of her.
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
Success! We fucked roommates!
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
I’m never getting home or fucked or eating hot Taco Bell fml
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