Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
our night together was a product of my beer goggles and jennifer aniston-like desperation.
i just masturbated in footie pajamas. there's no judgement here.
I just kept pointing at random people and telling the bartender to put it on their tab.
Well if I'm going to hook up with every ethnicity by the end of undergrad, I need to be moving on
In a weird way, I don't want to stalk him on Facebook. I want to find out what's wrong with him the old-fashioned way. Is this what it means to be romantic?
So how was your new years? Did u ride a horse at 3am in zero degree weather? Because I sure did
I went full Overly Attached Girlfriend. You never go full OAG.
List 10 things your GF won't do for you, and we can work through that list.
YOU KNOW BRAZILIAN BOYS ARE MY WEAKNESS
As pissed as she was, you would've thought I was trying to get back into his pants instead of his booze collection.
I am lonely and hungry. I need a girlfriend, but I'd settle for my mom.
I tried to flirt with him by saying "catholics are cool" and he handed me a cup of water so i called him jesus and thanked him for the wine
Found sauce from last night's pizza rolls wedged under my phone case... While sitting in my 8 am class. What happened last night?
Wait is this place where the strippers are missing teeth and I think one is missing a thumb? Though I don't know how she would maneuver on the pole without a thumb. Pls advise.
Randomize
