And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
LETS GET FUCKED UP IN ONESIES TONIGHT.
I worry about you sometimes...
we put the last xanax in the middle and played hungry hungry hippos to see whod get it
fair is fair
He came up and told us to watch as he chugged his beer with no hands. Then asked if he could come drunk swimming with us.
The bosnian sent me a sext with his dick next to a comcast remote. It went up to the "stop" button. Ironic and appropriate. Grab your remote and imagine it.
You've ruined television for me.
He's yummy.
HE'S GAY. AND 40.
Irrelevant.
I don't know. I was also picked up by the doormen and held over the bar so I could do an upside down shot out of a bartenders tits.
She twisted her ankle and paid a homeless guy for a piggy back ride home from the bar.
HOW ARE YOU ALWAYS DRUNK? AND WHERE ARE TOU TRYING TO GO??
My parents got me a bottle of vodka and a puke bucket for christmas. I've already used both.
He's getting me an energy drink and said good morning beautiful. He must sense i'm cutting him off from the sex.
Shotgunning beers to finish a midterm project at 3am is a good idea right?
That was the night you tried to convince me you threw up your sould because your throwup was black
We had sex in his hot tub. Then we saved a mouse that almost drown in his pool. We celebrated our heroism with more sex.
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
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