Pretty sure somebody just said 'I used to have a nipple'
that's awkward
dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
I wonder if there will ever be a day where I don't find lisps really really hilarious.
We watched a biography of Frida Kahlo in class today. It was depressing. A chick with a UNIBROW just put my sex life to shame.
Hey, I can't get ahold of Tommy. Let him know his ex-girlfriend is pregnant.
She came in to my room half naked at 3am asking me if I had seen the movie balls deep 7
I wouldn't take my shot so you poured it on my face. Twice.
Please find an outlet that isn't stripping or getting drunk and arrested
We made it a contest to fuck on everything in your room while you were on vacation.
We legit stopped the the game so that Jamie and I could throw up in the bushes, and then continue to play intramurals... this is what my life is coming to1
I told her I named my penis "The Spirit of Exploration." That's all it took.
There was a point where you were singing "Friends in Low Places" to yourself while Juicy J was playing so I got worried.
I can show you the world. Shining, splimbering vaginaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
I can count on one hand the number of good things that happened over the past year.
I’m ready to be reckless and make stupid decisions, and I need you to support me in that.
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