tell her no need for introductions. and that you've read about her on the back of toilet doors.
apparently i started the naked brigade. and depantsed everyone who wasn't naked. her parents must hate me.
There comes a time in every man's life where he has to shit in a catbox to prove a point.
Walked into this guys room, saw a tickle me elmo under his desk with white stains in its mouth. This is awkward.
WTF YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND?
Oh yeah that.
The more my room-mate speaks, the more I notice that she was home schooled.
It's officially time to start saving up weed money for the NCAA tournament
Im pretty sure it started going awry when I asked their mom "How much would it cost me to sleep with your daughters"
So dude comes out in a full body leotard and a wand and announced he's king of the gays. Chicago is a weird but fun place
we could do so many fantastic illegal things together. sexually and otherwise.
Don't be the guy that has his dick out at work.
I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
Now it's a thing. He's kind of a creeper and now he's lotioning me. This is going to turn into a Buffalo Bull situation.
the guy working the counter at the liquor store noticed i got my haircut and said it was pretty.....
shit... I double booked my fuck buddies
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