i think the semi hot bartender might actually be a man in drag..on a similar note, what are you drinking?
found a new level of pathetic. i watched a guy pick out cigarette butts from a jar that weren't completely finished. make sure you go somewhere in life.
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
Home remedy for the herp. Black tea. I need to strap teabags to my wang.
do you guys have 30-35 shot glasses? because if not, i don't even see a point in me coming
Dude give me 4 good reasons we shouldn't trade girlfriends tonight
Covered in gravy. Never pour gravy while drinking.
You broke into someone's house and stole a pan of lasagna.
so how does soaking flintstones gummy vitamins in vodka not make perfect sense
No more Raisinettes before sex. That's what happened. I just put it together
Well you wanna do it now or later? I've had three shots and I'm listening to journey by myself. Emotionally there is no better prime time than right now.
Fell asleep in the library, woke up because I almost let out a sleep fart. That was close.
There was a trampoline and tequila. It was glorious.
MY DAD KEEPS LIKING PORN LINKS/ALBUMS ON FACEBOOK AND THEY ALL SHOW UP IN MY NEWSFEED
This morning, I found 5 naked people in Steve's bed with post sex hair, and Steve fully clothed sleeping on the ground.
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