I realized today that I should stop thinking so much with my vagina instead of my brain.
Please tell me this doesn't mean another "surprise road trip" where I spend all my money on gas and the SURPRISE destination is the abortion clinic.
But what if I pay for the gas?
His texts read Like a 15 year olds diary.
I shouldn't have had sex with her. I feel that I may have opened a pandora's vagina
i just remembered i chipped my tooth last night when i pulled up your pants zipper with my teeth
I just realized my mom and I make the same noises when we have sex. Fuck.
He burnt a smiley face into the screen with a cigarette, peed in my tub and then tried to take off his pants. tried...
i found him! he's on the front porch using a bag of potting soil as a pillow. i forgot i left him there.
i've eaten like 19 popsicles... what the fuck have you done today?
I legitimately thought I was gonna die getting finger banged to ja rule in the back of your car last night.
Well he's a 33 year old furniture salesman that picked up at 19 year old buying a bedroom set for her room. I can see how that would be awkward
The whorange rubbed off. His white shirt was so gross at the end of the night I told him to frame it.
I thought I would be a proper lady and put my spare panties in a ziplock
I deserve to have sex with a hot freshman ok
I need to be put in a corner surrounded by pamphlets of stds and babies
Cats are difficult to handle. Also they are impossible to baptize.
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