Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
You're the unicorn of the gay community. Unbelievable and unattainable.
Drunk. Just jacked off for the third time in an hour. I love not being Catholic anymore.
i cant get the smell of ass out of my nose
he couldn't find his key, so we just had sex on his parent's porch while we waited for his mom to get home.
A guy in a sombrero stopped to take a picture with me sitting on the curb.
her cat was choking so she kept trying to stick her finger in her cat's mouth while saying "it's okay kitty, just do what mommy does"
If I buy you $300 worth of popeyes, will that make up for me trashing the house?
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
The fact that it was "anything but a cup" now explains the cowboy boots and fishbowl aftermath at the apartment.
I just trimmed my bush to manageable levels. I'm gonna take a nap and then get in there and finish the job.
I think you just described to us the most perfect drunken fairy tale that has somehow never been written
I'm somewhere between crying and wanting to orgasm.
New low: uploading my contacts into Facebook in an attempt to get the name of the girl I brought home last night.
So how was it?
The cemetery or the sex?
Randomize
