David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
Facebook really needs to add a bikini picture profile tab for girls, it would really save me countless amounts of time!
STOP SENDING ME DANCING JESUS FORWARDS.
dude you apologized to her after she called you stupid. you were like "no i'm sorry, you shouldn't have to be around stupid people, it's my fault"
still doesn't change the fact you were dunking your sock in the toilet.
i made sure i dropped the whole "im a yoga teacher" bomb which basically roofies a guys sense of judgement and guarantees he will sleep with me.
its preseason football. its like non alcoholic beer. who gives a fuck
We left the knife in your bed.
i know it looks like there's pee in the mayo jar in the fridge but i promise it's just apple juice that wouldn't fit in the jug after i added the booze.
I don't drink nearly as much when I'm coupled, and that's not a lifestyle I can commit to
Even his sexts are poetic. He said breasts instead of tits so I'm gonna lock this shit down asap
After round two, I told him he deserves an award. He bowed and did a princess wave WHILE his dick was still inside me.
you were acting out moves from the wwe, in a dress. then you sceamed "you can't see me" and ran out of the apt.
Everyone else's "needs" are getting in the way of my alcoholism.
I'm reading fall out boy fanfic. What has my life come to.
Randomize
