when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
So, how was the dinner
Just like the ex wife, cold, fatty, and expensive.
my vag is so smooth its legendary
he pointed at my clit and asked with a confused face, 'whats this thingy??"
my ass hurt today after the party last night. I wnt to the doctors and they found a coin in a ziplock bag with a note from you. WHAT THE FUCK DID U DO TO ME???
So guess who had sex in a Ghostbusters sleeping bag.
I've only been here for an hour and I've already made 6 babies cry.
Happy Birthday
I learned 3 things lastnight....1. Turkeys are related to the t-rex. 2. Whales have leg bones cause they used to walk. 3. I will sing drunk in the waffle house, but not during karaoke in the bar
Not sure how ur night is going, but unless u also saw a naked drunk chick pissing outside i doubt it can top mine
stalking the twitter feeds of girls who have fucked my current fuck buddy makes me glad we use condoms
My only positive piece of news is that my roommate is moving home for the summer, so our stress-relief sex will be much easier to get away with.
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
So that guy from plenty of fish has a lightning bolt tattooed on his face. I kinda feel like I HAVE to sleep with him now.
You've reached your one pic per night limit. To increase your limit, start conversations before 9 and submit your request for an additional pic before 10.
send nudes
from the living room?
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