I was taking a piss and started puking. I pissed myself and made a mess in the bathroom. Passed out, then got up and went back out from 11pm to 5am.
I changed 4 diapers and slept horribly in our hot apt. Now, I'm at my inlaws house watching the Rangers get pummeled. Oh how our lives differ.
just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
The girl behind me at the dollar store said couldn't wait to get her permit, then requested a pregnancy test. God I love being home.
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
i spent 45 minuets spilling my heart out to him telling him i was in love with this other guy sorry. when i was done he asked me to give him a blow job. i did. i have commitment problems
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
We found you passed out clutching your purse. There was 16oz of unopened cheddar cheese inside. You just kept saying SALSA YES.
Guys with values who care about your personality don't cum on your back the 2nd time they you sleep with you.
I'm about 95% it's a collapsed lung. Go big right?
I just asked him what would happen if my boobs fought crime. I think I'm cut off.
I'm worried about how taking care of my mom's dog while being on acid will go.
He totally sucks at sexting. He sent me a clothed shot of his ass captioned "I know this gets you going." What?
She said "Im going to hug you" tried to give me a hickey then said her life sucks and started to cry.
Instead of.being an intelligent and mature adult and dealing with my feelings I chose to get hammered and fuck flounder
Eh it happens
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