so Brent and I ordered you a drink then realized you don't live here. I drank it.
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
Just found 2 diff. colored pubes in my underwear..new record.
I wanna tell red shirt guy I'm pregnant and use the abortion money for Coachella.
We're official. Living with your boyfriend sounds so much better than fucking your roommate.
Medicore although I woke up with the business card of a Turkish lawyer called Mufasa...
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
Well, I want to see you regardless of whether or not you will lick whipped cream off my body.
So it's always a good weekend when you don't get any sleep, try opening a bottle of wine on rocks, and end up needing a tetanus booster for our stupidity... Same thing next weekend?
Not that you went to little darlings at 3am. But that you checked in on Facebook. C'mon bro. You're better than that.
I caught her walking around with a fake mustache, wearing a sombrero and holding an empty carton of milk. She's a hopeless cause.
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
Once my new license was put into my hand, a light from the heavens shined down and pauly D's voice was in my mind saying ohh yeaaah 21 yeaaah
I a very close black and white picture of my slightly erect penis and I blew it up put it in an art gallery for a show coming up and somebody bought it for 30 Grand!!!
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