My Vagina smells like Nemo again.
If they made snuggies with a sleeve for my morning wood, id consider buying one...
Whoa, Gary Coleman died
Whatchu talkin bout?!?!
Too soon.
We found him. 8 blocks away from the bars and almost at his parent's house. On the verge of tears.
He was carrying a rolled up carpet saying he was saving it for tomorrow's Walk of Fame.
It got kind of awkward when her dad brought home a 20 something asian girl at 3am
I got a Luke Skywalker costume so I can go do battle with the homeless guy who plays the fiddle dressed as Darth Vader downtown.
Blackout strip poker. Now. Bring flashlights because we found that candles are dangerous with nudity.
My mascara kind of smells like tequila to me...Is this my body crying for help or asking for a shot?
Seriously, I'm making a calendar and marking off the days with little penis's
Have you ever had chicken nuggets while high? Because it tastes like hearing the Beatles for the first time
Went home w the NY Islander in a NY Rangers jersey, needless to say he was pissed
I'm in his bed with no pants on and he's just eating a sloppy joe
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
Wow first he impregnates you then he won't send you the sex tape you made together? Where has chivalry gone?
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