Did Neil Armstrong say the moon was too far away! NO! He built himself a fucking rocketship is what he did!
cant go down on her man, her vagoo reminds me of a face hugger from aliens
Hungover Fun Fact #4: Eating a grilled stuffed burrito WILL make you blow chunks in the ice maker at work.
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
You are forgiven. I sent you a picture of a pumpkin man as a gesture of reconciliation.
Hurry up and get here I'm judging myself
Whenever I think to myself, "I don't work for a bunch of hours"... It's shot time?
We lost our room key and found it in his pocket with 3 pieces of fish.
Dick sucking on arrival? or would you like to cash that in later?
Well I'm going to hell. But I'm going after multiple orgasms.
She's the perfect storm of great hair, big boobs, intellectualism, and mild moral ambiguity.
It turned from Netflix and chill to cringeworthy YouTube videos and chill. At least he's honest.
I wrote an entire paper in under an hour about The Nightmare Before Christmas. I was also high as shit and pretty sure I dedicated half the page to the animation but still.
Like people our age are getting engaged, and I’m out here spooning with a giant unicorn I bought at Walmart on Black Friday.
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
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