You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
I don't know what I could have possibly done in a past life to deserve watching my boyfriend projectile vomit margaritas and probs blood while completely naked.
don't you miss freshman year when you could get away with "but i've never given a bj before..."
I just got a Community College debit card in the mail. My failure has been materialized.
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
I feel like wearing underwear would just be poor planning
I just wanted to give you a heads up. There's a crab in the kitchen. He doesn't have a name yet. We are just calling him crab for now. Oh! and we have memosas!
Dude, she brought over peach cobbler, weed and alcohol plus I'm gonna get laid. She's by far the coolest sister you have.
What part of I'm done do you not understand? Im not going to send you sex photos to prove I've moved on..
There's a bus with a band full of dancing women in bras. I think I like it here.
Just had hot animal sex with the guy who had been sending me 10 second selfie snapchats for the past month
After a while I was so wet that I started crying. HE MADE ME SO HORNY I WEPT.
I don't think I'm gonna survive today. I don't remember how to walk. I must crawl 6 blocks to my bed.
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