Pretty sure somebody just said 'I used to have a nipple'
that's awkward
Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.
He was so bad, he was dry humping me and his dick was nowhere close to my vagina.
it's like i need an invisible sign across my boobs that says "DOESN'T HAVE DADDY ISSUES" that only old men can see
of course! give me a few hours to recover from chugging a 4loko out of a frisbee, and it will be rage time yet again
there is a video of me from last night trying to light my breath on fire. that drunk.
She roared AMY HORNEY and hulk hoganed her shirt off. Fuckin marriage time bro
you literally stared at me for three minutes and then said "hey this tequila isn't gonna drink itself, boss"
When she said "Tighten your safety belt and hold on!", that should have been a clear sign to me that one should never go off-roading in a rental car. On the bright side, they were able to tow her car out the next morning.
I'm excited for him and his new girlfriend. I'm just going to miss his penis is what I'm saying.
I have no idea what to do with myself since we graduated.
I've just been napping and sexting all day.
You laid on the floor and pet their rug. and then demanded Voss water.
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