When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
how do you tell someone you stalk them in a non-creepy way
you don't.
She just stuck her hand down the strippers pants. Shit just got real.
She took a break from repeating "my face is still buzzing!" to say that the phantom of the opera could be here
This is me reassuring you that I'm still alive and making sure you still are.
She told me my pubes were as soft as "fine wool"
I just found a list in your handwriting titled "Places I've Peed." The National Mall and 'under the second bridge after the bend in the road' are two of the tamer entries. I tip my hat.
There's jello in my purse I have a mysterious glow stick and didn't sleep with anyone my god I'm 3 for 3 tonight
I started blowing him in North Dakota, and I finished the job in Minnesota. Oh, the places road head can take you.
Dude, for twins they have shockingly different blowjob styles.
STOP FUCKING MY SISTERS!!!!
He can't just hit it and quit it and then eat your pop tarts on his way out.
Oh and it took quite a bit of doing, but I managed to wipe my butt with the hat you left in my car
danced like there was no tomorrow. surprise. there's a tomorrow
Last thing I remember I was riding on a picnic table being hauled around by a lawn mower with an empty case of bud light on my head...
boys just don't understand what they're missing out on.
he's missing out on my boobs looking marvelous this evening.
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