Kicked off drink for Jesus month by puking in my mouth while talking to my priest...real cool
ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
He was rambling about life and dignity and happiness. but all i kept thinking was PENIS. YOU HAVE A PENIS. I CAN SHOW YOU WHERE TO PUT THAT PENIS.
One night stand. Woke up at her dad's house. She already left for work. Shit's about to go down.
It's like he's trying to get head in every car except his.
Was rudely woken up by strangers at 4:15am. I was leaning against the stoplight at 9th
Saw a guy throw up on himself while walking, drinking, and singing all at the same time. Hope your night is going better than his :)
PS: I just woke up from my shower
The lady at walmart just said she is so happy im still alive....Was i that drunk on the 4th? Dont answer that
I saw the attitude and didn't even try. Line of the night from one guy who talked with them for a while said, "I don't meet you standards. I have a job and would treat you well." She was blank faced.
Self reach around competition is what the Olympics has been missing all along. A true test of athleticism.
I'm kinda sad I'm leaving the bank. I never got to have rough sex in the vault.
ABOUT TO MAKE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE, SEND HELP
Have fun and good luck.
Holy fuck, my entire boob is bruised! Lierally my boob is just one big bruise.
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