I'm gonna have a badass scar
I love seeing the creepers that friend request me outside of facebook. its like seeing a unicorn in the middle of campus.
So what's the verdict on pumpkin smoothies with vodka? I puked.
Now all we have to do is pretend we haven't seen each other naked. Work tomorrow is going to be FUN.
Speaking is such a hard concept right now
I just found a wine bottle in my shower. Must have been a good night.
I gave him head in my cape. On the kitchen floor. Watching a show about bacon.
There are twenty thousand men on this campus, please have sex with someone who isn't my drug dealer
Apparently hitting a bong with your mouth half numb is hilarious but frustrating!
I only blacked out one night of three if that isn't fucking personal growth idk what is
So last night was the first of "I got cut off before I walked in the bar".
At one point I was convinced he was a snake and was going to eat me And I just accepted it
Just almost drowned myself in the shower again. I need an adult.
hahahaha classic. this is why you are going to a college with a hospital right next to it
I'm eating an ice cream cone and pooping. Don't know how I'm gonna wipe.
Randomize
