S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
So the weirdest part of it all was he whispered in my ear "can i eat you out on your tredmill?" I dont find him attractive at all anymore
I just decorated my birth control case with Lisa Frank stickers. If that doesn't scream 'I'm not ready for babies' I don't know what does.
you kept going on about how you couldnt haven been the one throwing up because you were peeing in circles.
it's kinda bad that we're already planning travel arrangements to his funeral
this lesbian fantasy crush is getting WAY out of hand. just spent an entire meeting staring at her long fingers thinking, "oh those could be fun"
Should have told me the night we were talking about deal breakers that vomming outside your car was one of them. I would have taken a cab back
She's the worst person, but the best naked person
This morning I woke up in the entrance of a retirement home. Memory fragments from last night: making it rain with the contents of my wallet over the bridge, getting hit by a car, and a lot of running.
So what's your itinerary for Amsterdam?
Show up, get drunk, get laid, try not to miss my flight home.
He washed his dick in my kitchen sink after sex. I think he might be a keeper.
So you think Jesus would be proud of me for walking of shame into my apartment 10 minutes before I told my parents I'd be over for Easter?
In the last 2 hours I managed to have romantic starlit sex on the beach as the tide came in with not only just a gorgeous man, but one who happens to be Eastern European and finishing Harvard law school.
Oh wow. I want to be you right now.
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