Nakedness is not a toga. Just sayin
Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
Have you ever seen an entire lecture hall fist pump? It's magical.
I don't know how God could bestow someone that emotionally confused with such an awesome penis.
Dude, I swear her tits are going to give me a concusion.
hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
ARE YOU GOING TO SACRIFICE YOUR LIFE FOR MCDONALDS HASHRBOWNS
You didn't hold all these dicks to become a party planner!
He'd rather cuddle with his shitty little miniature dog than the half naked girl in his bed. I've lost all hope for him and my vagina
I cannot lay down. I will throw up my life and your life and the class hamster I had in third grade.
I would literally only have sex with a dinosaur right now.
Ugh. My life is a never ending cycle of bad decisions and taquitos.
In my defense, the second lapdance I gave was because of a dare.
My sister can't give you a handjob and us still be bros.
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