with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
Shaking her cervix like it's the hottest ticket around
Just mixed vicodin and mucinex. This cold just got fun.
Is it rude if I ask the current tenets of our future apartment if I can come and blackout for a night? I want stupendously drunk me to get a feel for the place so he's comfortable when we move in.
There's still flour in my hair. And I don't even want to know what the neighbors think happened infront of my house.
she's sniffed three people's necks on the bus to see who the good smell was coming from...
she's gonna get diseases
there's a guy in the del taco parking lot doing pushups. let's be his friends
I like to take my ritalin one pill at a time with each pill spaced out a couple minutes so I feel like I'm going super saiyan when they kick in.
The blow job award ceremony was a little much. You guys didn't need to call out what happened the night before.
What? How can you say that? You won!
It was like 10 tiny penises being shoved in my vagina.
She wanted me to stick my dick in the birthday cake she got me
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
I managed to convince her that the egg yolks were actually orange juice and she fell for it
When the paramedic asked Logan how he fell he explained that he was trying to lick his eyeball, missed and tripped over his own tongue.
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