Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
had another sex dream about alec baldwin...
shes perfect for him. shes never seen a penis so she has nothing to compare his to.
just to let ya know we might have to take a stripper snowboardin sometime
Just had the weirdest flashback. Did we buy melon, take it into the restaurant and try to make them give it to us as dessert?
You kept screaming how great you were at drawing poptarts and you insisted on drawing them all over my forearm
everyone at work keeps looking at me like they know I got the herp this weekend
We're listening to space jam. This can only be a good omen.
It's a fucking menopause festival down here at the strike zone
I got propositioned to get involved with an engaged couple. I told them I didn't think my married couple would like me to see other couples...
especially when i'm drunk. his dick might as well be made of cotton candy.
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
Fucking adderall I just talked at the security guard for 90 minutes
Hungover on St. Patrick's Day. I did this backwards.
So I took a screenshot of my boarding pass and the TSA agent somehow swiped it to the next photo. Yep...TSA saw my dick before I even went through the body scanner.
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