Fun fact: he pulled out my nuva ring while he was fingering me.. he looked really confused at me and it a couple of times, so i just said "surprise! not only is it good for pleasure, it's also really handy for storing plastic toys." I'm thinking he's definately gonna call.
She smells like mac and cheese, right after you add the cheese. It's strangely erotic.
This girl wants me to lick her pits
pits??
Yeah pits, I think I still go for it though
Pants on the Ground is the theme song of my life
On the bright side, at least we arent the generation raised by fucked up teen moms.
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
By the power invested in me, I now pronounce your taco to be meaty. Meaty taco meaty taco meaty meaty meaty taco.
If you do wifi you would be helping my penis out & real friends care about their friends penises...
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
Yelling at the starbucks lady to write Beyoncé on my cup
I'm going through our high school yearbook trying to find what boys I want to hook up with this summer. We graduated four years ago. That's a problem.
the day has come. I have finally reached the point in my life where I just don't give a fuck about anything anymore. it's beautiful!
Herpes is not a lady problem you can solve with shower beers and kissing boys
She was here for a threesome... She doesn't have to put the new roll of toilet paper on the dispenser. She can leave the new roll wherever she wants!
If you shit your pants and not say anything about it right before we have sex one more time I'm dumping you.
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