matt is drinking blue powerade and it looks like he has hypothermia. i can't take this kid anywhere.
I think I'd remember a dick in my mouth
on a scale of 1-10how much freaking out is acceptable if you just found a (possibly used) cock ring in the head board that your parents gave you?
I don't care if he acts like a don't exist 6 days a week. On the 7th day he makes makes my vagina cry. In a good way. Jesus understands.
he's downstairs watching tv with my family... I called the home line so my mom could bring me my make up bag cause my real face would prob make him delete my number
Reading in my econ of energy textbook about the US' largest oil spill from the 1990's.. guess i can't sell this one back either
Reason #57 I am going to fail the bar... it's Tuesday and i'm drunk at Toy Story 3.
just woke up on my balcony. who won the super bowl?
Not enough clothes on. Not enough vagina. Not enough drugs in my body.
I don't care if he was in that porno. He looked like he knew what he was doing.
Like her Facebook page isn't even hers. It belongs to her tits. It's Titsbook
6 beers, 3 orange crushes, & half a fire ball later & you get my alter ego.
Who showers for four hours?!
It was like a tropical nap.
I feel so accomplished. I've cleaned my room, done laundry, called those places, gotten jobs, and masturbated.
I'm so proud of you.
Our faces when the strip club was closed looked like the grinch just stole Christmas ☹️
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