How drunk are you??
I'm flawless.
just come out here and I will go home with you...
I miss having pregnancy scares ....at least i knew i was having a good time
He made sure to throw up on the Mexico side of the border while we were in line at the check point. Then finished by screaming you an have it back. You can have it all back.
Sorry about last night..I didnt realize how drunk you were and when I closed the door it caused you to slam into the mirror...you'll probably piece together the puzzle when you read this and see your hand.
Just saw a porn entitled "Nad Biter". Redheads are now forever out of the picture.
I'd love to sympathize with you but I'm drunk in a mansion
I knew it was time to stop when you guys were playing a drinking game called "every three steps take a drink"
Also, I've found a new way to get drunk at work for free. Everytime I make a bushwhacker and there's extra... I put it in a cup. Its the Never ending drink.
I don't have to hold her hair back as she blows me but I do have to hold the ball on the Santa hat
Dude I just came exactly at the crescendo of the Catalina wine mixer duet from step brothers.. Advance to next level.
I could definitely fill a shot glass w my cum
please don't
I'm getting "congrats on your engagement" shots. I need to get engaged more often!
I got sprayed in the face with titty milk and I'm still so traumatized
I'm assuming you were here at some stage because I woke up alone, clean and in a towel with mum asking my why my shoes, dress and jewellery were in the bottom of the shower.
Randomize
