she wrote "SORRY" in her vomit and left
It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
theyre doing DJ Khaled impressions again...
this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
...Then she just started hitting me with a loaf of bread.
may have given a homeless man 70 dollars in exchange for his sandals. so yea, i'm going as jesus for next halloween.
I hope your lack of response means you're banging, not talking about her purity ring.
Im gonna get home and destroy this bag of chicken nuggets with my soul.
he sent me the greatest dick pic I've ever received.
he actually took the time to cut a fingertip off of a glove then put it on his dick like a beanie. he called it hipster dick.
is it too soon to tell him I'm available anytime for Christmas themed pity sex and I'll even wear a Santa hat?
She was nothing like her profile said, we had nothing in common, and her picture mustve been like 30 pounds ago. But yeah we hooked up
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
I also told the bartender he probably had a beautiful spleen
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
I mean, what's the polite way to say, "sorry but I can't date you cuz I'm sleeping with your boss" ??
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