Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
Shes cool when Im fuckin smashed.....Sober.....She suuuuuuuuuuucks
He promised he'd be the first bidder on my ebay item if i went home with him. Worth it.
Our relationship just reached the stage where i can touch her boobs while making a honking noise without getting hit in the face
his genitalia just looks like a thumbs up. a really really small thumbs up.
He passes out, I smoke his kush. All's fair in love and a disappointing lack of sex.
Scratch that. Good bye liver, good bye clothes, good bye dignity. Hello awesome weekend
no more heavy drinking durning the lady that cleans the office told me i have to emtpy my own thrash if i puke in it
Guess whose mug shot is NOT on the Internet anymore?!?!
I thought you just gave him blowjobs and he criticized your drug use.
he fed me chocolate as I gave him a handjob. I felt like a princess.
I need to wear something that says I would have sex with you but I'm not going to
I fell asleep while eating jimmy johns last night and then woke up at 5am and continued to eat it
Good friends chat about sex - great friends ask about safe words.
In California. Through an entire game + OT. That’s a long time to have an octopus in your pants.
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