she's leaving w me bro, I've been buying her mad shots. She's seen my apt. So locked down.
my "about me" section on Facebook should read "hell-bound alcoholic who wants to fuck a 40-year-old crackhead"
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
the fact that you could barely do more than slur incoherent sentences didn't stop you from correcting her grammar
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
Pretty sure I'm taking the break up well. Alcohol made me okay with it and drugs keep me agreeing with why I dumped him in the first place.
I gave him head in my cape. On the kitchen floor. Watching a show about bacon.
He had bigger boobs than me last night and we both weren't wearing a bra so it was a fair judgement
We also had rum, but now that's all gone. Which I feel is appropriate for a pirate party.
i just told him to get ready, because I'm going to be taking out my anger over the Super Bowl out on his penis.
Also, what day were you thinkin we should trip balls at the children's museum?
There's lube on my homework. #priorities
Get ready for me I'm full of tequila and I want to be full of you next
I got there and she was on her balcony drinking out of a bottle of vodka and smoking a cigar.
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