Just ran into that chick u called from my phone and left her a MSG bout how she has aids
Ahaha, good shit
sorry about last night, I don't know what happened but I woke up this morning and looked strikingly similar to courtney love, it had to be bad.
my affection for youporn is starting to get disturbing... i just thought about sending them a christmas card
Just puked on the beach. Hungover. In front of my parents. I love summer.
You'll be the guy with the raft that sells burritos on the river. You'd be legendary.
You were passed out on the chair and when I asked you if you were okay you looked up and said "I'm fine, I was just pretending for a picture" then passed out again.
Apparently I had an idea for a cooking show and then proceeded to throw cookies at people.
WHY AM I BEING COCKBLOCKED BY A KID PLAYING HAVA NAGILA ON THE SAXAPHONE
Used a cardboard box as a pillow and a towel as a blanket. Its like the great depression over here
He said he wanted to go to France " just to piss in the nice areas". I want to fuck him.
You got into a heated argument about Frankenstein's intelligence while double fisting burritos from taco bell.
Seriously, this trumpet player gives me chills. Might be the drugs.
I'm fucking my way through California and it's kind of fun.
So today was the first day i've been sober since Wednesday according to my roommate!
Yeah, I'm pretty glad I chose you to have drunken, sloppy birthday sex with.
That's the nicest thing anyone has ever said to me
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