We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
Only in college do people pre-game a meteor shower
They were like stripper heels, except business stripper heels, the kind strippers would wear to court.
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
definitely fulfilled the lesbian status quo and fucked her in the back seat of my prius
Doing lines of coke with a $100 dollar bill off a 6in x 9in photo of your childhood self really tells you where you where you've gotten in life.
THIS IS NO TIME FOR SHAME JOSH. JUST GOTTA GET IT IN. PURELY FOR LEVELING UP PURPOSES
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
Well I shit myself on the way home from work today so there's that...
You need to be on (or possibly create) the international emoji committee to address all of these glaring oversights
I want to fling myself into the sun
He can sense you did cocaine and had park sex with a large ginger from Australia last night.
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
So how often do you needs to see my tits today then?
Best single mom victory - getting eaten out in my dodge caravan in the hospital parkade at midnight.Three words: screaming multiple orgasms.
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