Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
ha. weirdest feeling ever. just wiped my ass with my non-dominant hand. (eating cheeseburger with right one)
Your grandmother is in heaven weeping.
it's just weird having a massive boner in the morning when you could have used it the night before.
he came up my nose again i swear he does this just to piss me off
He knows as soon as he hits chameleon eye status drunk, he is guaranteed to piss the bed we NEED to push him there
I took my pants off in the cab and tried to bite his ear. Not going oout for awhile
Was that picture taken before or after I supposedly punched him in the face?
Everyone threw up but him. I took off my shirt because I puked on it. There were also a lot of drag queens involved.
I just need three more girls to complete my 'Freak-a-leak' bang list. Know any girls named Zahra, Shavon, or Daronda?
The alcohol just runs so smoothly thru my veins.
I like to feed my guinea pigs before I get stoned. In case they get contact high and get the munchies. It's only polite.
On the way home there was a guy passed out IN the road on Colfax with his pants around his ankles, completely bare assed. If he was dressed as a speed bump, he succeeded.
I'm gonna chug this bud light an might injure this high school penis, like I'm 17 again
I think my sex life is about to turn into a war on two fronts
Our breakfast options are microwave popcorn, wavy lays and fireball
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