Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
TXT her NOW! The phone is actually IN her Va-Jay-Jay!!
Def walking back to my apt with a blender, an empty vodka bottle, and a half eAtn drumstick cone.
Thats the worst face I've ever seen you make an I've seen you throw up in your own hair.
Grilled cheese and whiskey for lunch is why i should NEVER be a housewife.
Im covered in vodka and melted gummys. Fuck summer.
Apparently, my drunken 3AM idea of safety is to send a GPS map of my location to someone 700 miles away. Seriously considering death as a viable alternative to this hangover. Death or Yuengling.
OH BABY IM HERE AND IN A BLANKET FORT
COME TO THE BLANKET FORT
Yeah i'd say someone being in the room while you're doing someone makes them eligible for fb friendship
A duck just looked me in the eye whilst I peed in a lake. I feel so dirty.
he said "be careful" then handed me a cheezit...
Did you survive the Atlanta roadway snowpocalypse?
All the bars are closed. Might as well be dead.
We sexted for four hours straight. Is this really what my life has come to?
So, just how hungover are you?
Not at all, surprisingly.
That has to be your X-Men power.
whatever. i just wanna get "forget my own name" wasted
no. you need to know your name so people know where to return you when you get lost.
Randomize
