I vote intervention dinner around 6, make up movie around 7:30ish, then apology drinks all night. Then hangover waffle house in the morning.
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
My econ prof just gave me a shot glass because I was the "randomly picked" winner of the lecture. Ties into our supply and demand lecture, supplied with a shot glass, demand a thirsty thursday
So I've gone into the break room to heat up a styrofoam cup 8 times over the course of 4 hours.. that desperate to see him. Now I have a broken heart AND cancer.
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
You told them that the brownies were safe, and then pointed to a passed out Ryan and said "see?"
she found out just an hour ago that she might have cervical cancer. either way we're watching 50/50 and taking a shot of patron anytime anyone says cancer.
making a list of all the places we've peed. separate list of places we peed when we were stoned
I think I'm going to give him a welcome back to single life blow job
He's getting Easter eggs filled with weed or Jell-O shots for his birthday
i don't remember much about your party last weekend but i remember you being so drunk you were crying in your driveway about pickles at four am
That isn't the worst part. It got a bazillion times more awkward when he read me a poem he wrote about his dead cat.
Sex on the trampoline with your two best friends cheering you on: PRICELESS.
Ok, there are marshmallows shaped like elephants
This is the most exciting thing since movie theater hand jobs
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